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Face masks

The National Association of Armed Robbers applauded edicts by public official requiring all citizens to don face masks when going outside. Face mask disguise the identity of armed robbers, but normally it’s considered a tad suspicious or even provocative to walk into a bank or 7/11 with a face mask. Apt to make cashiers and security guards trigger-happy. But now that every customer looks like an armed robber, the pros blend right in without fear of raising alarm.